最新搞笑英语笑话1 CounttooneHundredBeforeYouSpeak Inclass,theteacher,withhisbackleaningagainstthestove,sa下面是小编为大家整理的2023年搞笑英语笑话,菁选2篇（精选文档）,供大家参考。
最新搞笑英语笑话1
Count to one Hundred Before You Speak
In class,the teacher,with his back leaning against the stove,said to the students,"Before you speak,you should think and count to at least 50,and for important * to 100."
No sooner had the teacher stopped talking than the students began to count.
at last all the students shouted together,"1...98,99,100.teacher,your clothes are on fire."
数到一百再说
课堂上，老师背靠火炉站着，对学生们说：“说话前要三思，起码数到50，重要的事情要数到一百。”
老师的话音刚落，学生立刻从“1”开始数起来。最后一起喊：“98，99，100!老师，您的衣服着火了。”
最新搞笑英语笑话2
难以琢磨的女人
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman 吻她吧，不够君子
If you don"t, you are not a man 不吻吧，不象汉子
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying 夸她吧，说你欺骗
If you don"t, you are good for nothing 不夸吧，说你笨蛋
If you agree to all her likes, she is abusing 顺她吧，说你气管炎
If you don"t, you are not understanding 不顺吧，不善解人
If you make romance, you are an "experienced man" 太浪漫，疑你老练
If you don"t you are half a man 太规矩，魅力不足
If you visit her too often, she thinks it is boring 常看她，招她厌烦
If you don"t, she accuses you of double crossing 少去点，怨你猎艳
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy 穿得好，说你花心
If you don"t, you are a dull boy 邋遢些，缺个心眼
If you are jealous, she says it"s bad 吃醋吧，你太狭隘